Slimming Superstar Mugs

Weight watchers 'Gone for low-calorie lunch'.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Healthy.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'I don't care what your mother always told you. The way to this man's heart isn't through his stomach!'

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

You're never too old for pilates!

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

A fridge surrounded by books.

'Now don't be deceived; I'm making this look very easy.'

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'

"Ladies and gentlemen...closing time. Or should Just say 'last call'?"

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

"I'm your doctor, and I'll be here every minute, but while I'm filling out all these forms, Dr.Barlow will do the actual operation."

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

Diet Foods: Bread and Water

National Slimming Championships.

"I just scrubbed."

'I'm on a diet at the moment.' - 'No sugar, no alcohol, no meat, no dairy, no wheat, no yeast.' - 'Basically, dinner times now consist of me quietly weeping into a bowl of overpriced weeds.'

"Your profile didn't mention this."

"Taylor must be taking yoga. How else could he get his foot in his mouth so easily?"

On her doctor's order, Wanda watches how she eats.

Mom's the world's greatest shopper. She buys all that stuff and the cashier gives her $40 cash back!