Showbiz Superstar Mugs

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Everybody gets a raise."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

Healthy.

A dog poops an @ symbol.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

Employee of the Month - male.

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Narcissism Clinic.

'so let me get this straight... you're famous for being the sister of the wife of a man who went to school with someone who knew someone else who is already famous?'

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

"Why do you think I'm spending too much time in front of my computer?"

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

Sit ups.

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.