Slime Mold Enthusiast Pillows

"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I said slime."

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Let me introduce my other half."

Slugfest!

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Praying mantis.

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Fly Artist

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Bees v Wasps

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'