Slice Jouster Mugs

Pizza Fencing

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Tension filled the tent.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Now a procedure! Someone suggest a procedure! Surgery at the Improv.

'We'd like one pizza cut into eleven pieces.'

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

"I don't think I could fit another slice in...oh, hold on."

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

Protesting Pineapple Pizza

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'I quit!'

'Shut up.'

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...

"Nasty slice you have but now we're on this course, we may as well switch to it."

Common golf Problems: 'Worst slice I have ever seen!'

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

Kenwood Park

"We want two pizzas, in small, nonconsecutive slices."

"If you're so enlightened, how come you can't lick that slice?"

A cyclist

'We need to work on that slice of yours.'

"We'll slice through this area here, then divide it into sections."

"That commemorates the best slice in midtown."