Sleigh Seeker Gifts

'Couldn't get insurance for my sled.'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Taxi

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

That one has all the batteries!

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Sleigh Ride

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Skiing Holiday

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'I waxed the runners.'

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

Filling up with Deersil.

"Now who's laughing all the way?

Slippery underfoot

"Awww...come on dad, when are you going to teach me to drive?"

Do you think Santa will be making a stop at Tiffany & Company tonight, Lance? Sorry to disappoint you, Gloria, but I spotted Santa's sleigh in the parking lot of Kmart & Company earlier.