Sleigh Ride Fan Mugs

Santa's designated driver.

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

Christmas tree exchange

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I hate when they do this.'

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Skiing Holiday

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

Dog putting coin into a 'Leg Ride' machine

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

'I waxed the runners.'

Snowmen Games

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

Filling up with Deersil.

"Now who's laughing all the way?

'Stop with the Ho, Ho, Ho's Mr. Claus! Two million parking tickets in one night is no laughing matter!'

Santa Claus Yells Out 'Yee-haw!'.

"I brake for milk & cookies"