Sleigh Ride Aficionado Mugs

'First, is there going to be any shipping and handling charges on this stuff?'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Skiing Holiday

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

'I waxed the runners.'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

"Lately I've had uncontrollable cravings for venison.

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

"Now who's laughing all the way?

Filling up with Deersil.

"I brake for milk & cookies"