Sleigh Aficionado Mugs

"Now who's laughing all the way?

"Let's Uber it."

Three Santa Claus's need to rent a sleigh.

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

"Better give him more slack, Ernie! That cable is really straining!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

That one has all the batteries!

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Skiing Holiday

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

"Lately I've had uncontrollable cravings for venison.

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'I waxed the runners.'