Sleigh Aficionado Prints

"Now who's laughing all the way?

Three Santa Claus's need to rent a sleigh.

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

"Better give him more slack, Ernie! That cable is really straining!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Skiing Holiday

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

"Lately I've had uncontrollable cravings for venison.

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'I waxed the runners.'

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

Filling up with Deersil.

"Awww...come on dad, when are you going to teach me to drive?"

"Just once, couldn't we go over the river and through the woods to my grandmothere's house?"