Sleigh Driver In Training Gifts

"Ultimately, I would like to drive my own sleigh."

That one has all the batteries!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Sleigh Ride

Taxi

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Skiing Holiday

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'I waxed the runners.'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

Filling up with Deersil.