Sleeve Alteration Aficionado Gifts

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

The Dandy

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Quick Spring Fling

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

Being Pampered.

"It's the addition for our family room."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Medical Supplies

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'How does this one feel?'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'The Streetwise Men.'

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuggedabouting things.

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."