Sleeve Alteration Aficionado Gifts

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

The Dandy

Quick Spring Fling

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

Being Pampered.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Medical Supplies

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'How does this one feel?'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"You might consider new socks as well."

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

'The Streetwise Men.'