Sleepyhead Parent Gifts

"It's dawn, Dad. Want to knock off for breakfast?"

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Sheep Ledger

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Alarmistclock

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

"He's never up before eleven."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

Early Night Club

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

"I'm going."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"You're just run down."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"