Sleepy Drama Lover Gifts

Candlestick at Night

Demure lady with gloves

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Victorian Lady

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

I Pagliacci

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Proposal

Oedipus

Speech

Victorian Gentleman

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).