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"Should we wake her before she wakes us?"

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Leonard lay awake, staring at - at apparently creeping out - the ceiling.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'Look man, no wings!'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

This coffee can keep you up

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

Wide-awake.

"Your 2 am is here."

Mathematics.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"I'm bored."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Counting Sheep

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.

"She said she's looking forward to her 35th but she should be looking back on it..."

A pink cloud hovers above a sleeping man

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

"I wouldn't let it get to you."

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."