Sleeping Dog Enthusiast Prints

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Yours is adjustable?"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Do not disturb...

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"What's with your hair?"

"You were snoring."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

'We'll take it!'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'