Slumber Enthusiast Prints

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

Spending too much time in bed.

'Oh, he couldn't be sleepwalking - he's far too lazy for THAT.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Man sleeping under the bed.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'At lone at last.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Contented man and cat sleeping

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Do not disturb...

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"You were snoring."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"What's with your hair?"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."