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"I think I need an extra pillow."
"I spend my day prepping for a good night"
Wordplay: Hibernation.
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"
Noisy energy?
"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
A breakthrough in the morning meeting
Broken Alarm Clock.
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'
'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'
Do not disturb...
Downside of a memory foam mattress.
"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."
'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'
'I need it for my electric blanket.'
"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."
Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep
Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.
Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!
"What's with your hair?"
"You were snoring."
When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...
This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.
"I like to come prepared for meetings."
Snooze Alarm for Mole.
"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."
'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'
'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'
'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'
The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.
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