Sleep Interrupters Mugs

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Noisy energy?

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

Don't have nightmares!

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

"I wasn't talking in my sleep. I was negotiating."

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

"Come and get me, coppers!"

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

"Good night!"

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

'Your lectures cured my sleep disorder.'

"That smart pillow must know you snore. It's wearing earmuffs."

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

"But I'm not even tir..."

Department of Dream Studies

'Sorry to disappoint you, but being a self-confessed 'lazy bastard'...'