Sleep Products Mugs

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Yours is adjustable?"

Sheep Ledger

Noisy energy?

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"Time for bed, guys."

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Broken Alarm Clock.

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."