Sleep Deprived Humor Mugs

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"Perhaps you'd be able to sleep better if you pajamas weren't so loud."

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

'It's your turn, dear.'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

"Oh Oh . . . Looks like our five o'clock wake up call is here!"

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

"Crawford's hard at work, I see!"

'I've got to do something about my insomnia. I didn't sleep a wink at work today.'

Things my cat says at 3 am

"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."

'Mom, did you know that if you turn the clock upside down, '4:45' spells 'Shh?''

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Your fingers' worst nightmares

I can't sleep, tell me about your day.

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

'Marmaduke, wake up! You're barking in your sleep again!'

"I can't remember how to fall asleep. What do you have for insomnesia?"

'I told you not to drink coffee before hibernating!'

"They were great snorers."

"How long before we can tell him we're exhausted?"

"A child is like coffee. It's easy to make, but then won't let you sleep."

Bee with a bad snoring habit.