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Your fingers' worst nightmares

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Do not disturb...

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was me who told him naps were good for your health.'

'We'll take it!'

"He snores from October to May!"

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

'What gave him this idea?'

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

"My doctor sad I need to concentrate on a monotone to get to sleep. Tell me about your day."

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

"What do you mean the company's been relocated and the building demolished...?! That must have been some nap!"

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'Take it easy, Mom, Dad promised to mow the lawn as soon as he wakes up.'

"Sleep mode."

'It's your turn, dear.'

"Would you please turn that off and hibernate."

Every falls asleep.

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

Bear hibernating with seasonal alarm-clock next to bed.

'Owl is a night person. Me, I can sleep anytime.'