Sleep Defender Mugs

"I know eight hours sleep a day is normal... but not at work!"

"Try thinking about something else."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Grants & Recipients

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

Sleeping through new year celebrations

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"What? I slept seven months."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'