A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,
Sleep-fighter Mugs
Start their night with a laugh! Our sleep-fighter mugs feature witty designs that celebrate late-night warriors, turning their insomnia into a badge of honor they can enjoy with every sip.
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'
"I'll get up in negative five minutes."
The Snooze Bar.
Contented man and cat sleeping
'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'
'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'
The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...
"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."
'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'
'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'
Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.
Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy
'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'
"I know eight hours sleep a day is normal... but not at work!"
"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."
"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."
Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.
'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'
"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."
"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"
"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."
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Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"
Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."
'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'
'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'
Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.
'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'
Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.
What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!
"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."
Give Sleep a Chance
Sleep-fighter Mugs Collection
Sleep-fighter Pillows
Browse our pillows for more playful and witty sleep-fighter themed decor that’s perfect for any bedroom or lounge.
Sleep-fighter Prints
Discover vibrant prints that celebrate the sleep-fighter spirit and add a humorous touch to your home or office decor.
Sleep-fighter T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts where you can find more creative and humorous sleep-fighter designs that let you wear your nocturnal pride.