Sleep-fighter Mugs

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

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'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"I know eight hours sleep a day is normal... but not at work!"

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

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"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.