Sledge Enthusiast Gifts

People on a sledge

Man Sledging on his car

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Giant Snowflake.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Dog Igloo.

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"Another successful year!"

Slipstream

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Turtle Sledge

Noel Fever

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Tired Sleigh Dog.

Skiing Accidents.

Santa emergency stop.

A snowman cut in half by a speeding sledger.

Sledding

'Caruthers ever since we lost all our food your voice sounds husky.'