Sled Aficionado Gifts

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Pushy Dog

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Dog Igloo.

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Tired Sleigh Dog.

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

Noel Fever

'I love that new horse smell.'

Santa emergency stop.

A snowman cut in half by a speeding sledger.

People on a sledge

Sledding

'Caruthers ever since we lost all our food your voice sounds husky.'

Santa's Flies Safe

'I waxed the runners.'

Dog's Breakfast

Bobsleigh practice.

Penguins Hitching on Sled

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."