Sled Aficionado Gifts

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Pushy Dog

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Scratch that later, Larry!

Dog Igloo.

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

Tired Sleigh Dog.

Noel Fever

Snowman sledging through barbed wire.

'I love that new horse smell.'

Santa emergency stop.

People on a sledge

A snowman cut in half by a speeding sledger.

Sledding

Dog's Breakfast

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'I waxed the runners.'

'Caruthers ever since we lost all our food your voice sounds husky.'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

Santa's Flies Safe

Bobsleigh practice.