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'He's cracked that whip for the last time. You cut left of the tree, and I'll go right.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Scratch that later, Larry!

Dog Igloo.

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

Cot Escape.

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

Mountain escalator.

Noel Fever

Houdini 2019

Tired Sleigh Dog.

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

A snowman cut in half by a speeding sledger.

Sledding

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

Bobsleigh practice.

Penguins Hitching on Sled

American Idle

'Caruthers ever since we lost all our food your voice sounds husky.'

Dog's Breakfast

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

To conserve the husky's energy Nanouk the Eskimo took a minimum of baggage...

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

Desert Island Game