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'Mr Bell: instead of 'amazeballs' could you just use 'hello'.

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"We owe our success to teamwork. Without it we could never have grasped at so many straws."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"I'm in disguise."

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

'I'm very worried that if we fail to introduce rigid protocols to maximise client gratification indices within acceptable costbenefit parameters to ensure enhanced margins...then we'll have missed the whole point of what Christmas is about!!!'

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

Little Red Riding Hoodie

S**t Threw a Goose

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Feart!

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."