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'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Intermediate Slouching.

The Sedentary Dead.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Boss With Whistle.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

Border Guard

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

'Out to Hunch.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"Have you seen Joey?"

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

Pro Procrastination

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."

Relax, Dobson...I'm not here for another one of your crazy excuses...but it's good to know where to come if I ever need one.

"Joey, can you answer that?"

"Honestly, Baldo, sometimes you're languid to the point of lethargy. Wouldn't you say you're torpid."

Yonkers Oktoberfest

'The weather was much to rotten to go to work.'

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."