Slacker Chic Expert Mugs

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

They will too notice.

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

The Sedentary Dead.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Intermediate Slouching.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"It's only 9:15, Atkins—how come your tie is already at a four o'clock level?"

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

The Urban Utility Belt

'Out to Hunch.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

Denise sports her new hummingbird feeder earrings.

"Have you seen Joey?"

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

'The weather was much to rotten to go to work.'

Relax, Dobson...I'm not here for another one of your crazy excuses...but it's good to know where to come if I ever need one.

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."