Slacker Chic Expert Prints

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

The Sedentary Dead.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Intermediate Slouching.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"It's only 9:15, Atkins—how come your tie is already at a four o'clock level?"

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

The Urban Utility Belt

'Out to Hunch.'

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"Have you seen Joey?"

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."

Yonkers Oktoberfest

"Joey, can you answer that?"

'The weather was much to rotten to go to work.'