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Mile high skydivers

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Two airplanes

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

"Student driver"

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

Angel Crash

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Airport

Graduation Day 2020

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

Angel and ecology

Amelia Earhart

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.