Skyenthusiast Mugs

Keep off the clouds! We're cirrus about it!

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Pilot with champagne.

'Flight simulator'

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

Moon

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Entering New York City - Check it out

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

You are everywhere.

'Whoops!'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

Falling

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

'He seems nice.'

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!