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Fasten Restraints

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Cow Blue Arrows

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"I don't like space."

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

'Stealth broom.'

"Five bucks he opens it."

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

First space criminal investigation

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'How the heck are we supposed to land on a runway that's upside down?'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

"Did you hear about Henderson? He went out with his fly open."

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

'You won't go away empty-handed. We have some lovely parting gifts, including the fun, home version!'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

"Welcome to the end of time!"

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

Sid's favourite hen was so broody, she tried to hatch out a meteorite.

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

Well, whaddaya know, your insurance DOES cover probes. Check-Out.

'I've heard of space heaters, but I've never seen one before.'

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