Sky-high Humorist Mugs

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'I'll pass on the liqueurs ,you never know who's watching out there...'

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

Dog walk

Cow Blue Arrows

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

Bra falling from the sky.

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Amongst the Culturati II.

'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."

Stressed Concrete

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."

"I drink coffee for your safety."

"An exquisite diatribe against the conflagration of an urban elite."