Sky-high Humorist Prints

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

Airplane crash

'I'll pass on the liqueurs ,you never know who's watching out there...'

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

Dog walk

Cow Blue Arrows

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

For Sale: Red Arrow

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Bra falling from the sky.

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

Amongst the Culturati II.

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

Stressed Concrete

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."