Sky Surfing Daredevil T-Shirts

'Look, I'm not suggesting that you give up all extreme sports. I'm just saying that maybe you should at least consider cutting out the sky surfing.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Touché"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Jump 4 Amnesia.

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

A water skier is pursued by a shark.

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

Acme Skydiving School.

An eagle catches springboard diver.

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

The Shark Cage

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

Skydiving Pizza

'I tried skydiving once but it scared the hell out of my dog!'