Sky Surfing Daredevil Mugs

'Look, I'm not suggesting that you give up all extreme sports. I'm just saying that maybe you should at least consider cutting out the sky surfing.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Touché"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Now hiring.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

Jump 4 Amnesia.

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

A water skier is pursued by a shark.

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

Acme Skydiving School.

The Shark Cage

'I tried skydiving once but it scared the hell out of my dog!'

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'Anyone got a hanky?'

Skydiving Pizza