Sky High Daredevil Mugs

Acme Skydiving School.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

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kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

Multiple Migs

Jump 4 Amnesia.

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

'Here it comes.'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

'What on earth are you doing? Watch your flaps! Increase altitude ... ' Back Seat Pilots: another reason to make cockpits inaccessible to passengers.

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

'I tried skydiving once but it scared the hell out of my dog!'

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

The Shark Cage

An eagle catches springboard diver.