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'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Jump 4 Amnesia.

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

'I tried skydiving once but it scared the hell out of my dog!'

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

'Who wants to go first?'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Touché"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

Mile high skydivers

Todd's passion for gaming finally caught up with him.

Parachute Landing in Field

Acme Skydiving School.

'Anyone got a hanky?'

Skydiving Pizza

'Look, I'm not suggesting that you give up all extreme sports. I'm just saying that maybe you should at least consider cutting out the sky surfing.'

The Shark Cage

An eagle catches springboard diver.

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

'Honey? Aren't we skydiving on June 18th?'