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'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Jump 4 Amnesia.

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

'Bugger!'

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

I don't like mimes, but he's good.

Now hiring.

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

'I tried skydiving once but it scared the hell out of my dog!'

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

'Who wants to go first?'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Touché"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

Mile high skydivers

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

Todd's passion for gaming finally caught up with him.

Acme Skydiving School.

Parachute Landing in Field

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

'Anyone got a hanky?'

Jello in the diving pool.