Sky High Thinker T-Shirts

"You know during duck season we never fly below 5000 feet."

Thinking outside of the box

Creativity

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'At least we're still in first class.'

"Try thinking outside the plastic bubble wrap."

"Good dog!"

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

Multiple Migs

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

'What on earth are you doing? Watch your flaps! Increase altitude ... ' Back Seat Pilots: another reason to make cockpits inaccessible to passengers.

Acme Skydiving School.

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

"Makes you feel more significant than everyone else, doesn't it?"

'I couldn't stand working in an office.'

"From all indications, ours is one of the biggest universes there is."

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."