Skiving Mugs

'I need a sick note to cover me for the London Olympics.'

"My head hurts but only when I do homework."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

"Y'all listen up. Herb here is gonna demonstrate the proper way to lean on a shovel."

'I hope he's all right. That Times is three weeks old.'

"What did I learn in school today? Truant officers patrol the malls!"

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Night of the Zombonies.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Happy Hour

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Ice skater

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Ski lift mobile

"I go that extra mile!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Skiing

Skier and his dog.