Sneaky Skiver Mugs

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Ski kicker.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

Cookie Thief

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Undercover Agent

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

'I tried faking a fever by putting a hot cloth on my forehead. My plan was foiled when my mom checked my pop-up thermometer.'

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

Your husband will kill you!

"I'm sure you've been reading about the enormous emotional pressures we teenagers are under today, so I know you'll understand when I say I've just been too stressed out to write my history paper."

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

'Hey! He's wearing shoes!!'

"I guess I'll need to stay home from school 'til the bandages come off."

Servant girl making an excuse to go out and see a soldier

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."

"The teacher says you tried to fake a furball cough to get out of doing the Maths test!"