Skiving Prints

'I need a sick note to cover me for the London Olympics.'

"My head hurts but only when I do homework."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

"Y'all listen up. Herb here is gonna demonstrate the proper way to lean on a shovel."

'I hope he's all right. That Times is three weeks old.'

"What did I learn in school today? Truant officers patrol the malls!"

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Night of the Zombonies.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Happy Hour

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Ice skater

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"I go that extra mile!"

Ski lift mobile

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'First of all, relax.'