Skinny Jeans Advocate Mugs

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

Jeans sale

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"I never use ice anymore since hearing about the endangered glaciers."

A fridge surrounded by books.

"I think you may have misinterpreted the idea of an informal interview."

Mom jeans, boyfriend jeans, Mom's boyfriend jeans

"How come you never wear blue jeans, Tia Carmen? Don't you like them?"

Attention Q-Mart shoppers! For pennies a month, you can financially support the impoverished 3rd world child wage-slave who sewed the very clothes you're buying today!

'If you buy 5 pairs, we throw in a recliner and TV remote for free.'

"It was really embarrassing. They had to use the Jaws of Life to get me out of my skinny jeans."

Famished jeans: Because sometimes skinny jeans just cover too much.

M&S profits soar - 'That'll be all the underpants you've been buying me.'

"This is skinny jeans Friday, Matt. Relaxed fit is next Friday."

'Herbert's jeans have gone from relaxed fit to just plain lazy.'