Skincare Satirist Prints

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Lady Macbeth in the morning

"Either she's had a lot of Botox, or her face is buffering."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

The return of Miss Subways

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"This time lick my entire body."

Classical Beauty: "My secret is to eat lots of olive-skinned men."

'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.'

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

'Look! The first active ingredient is marketing spin.'

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

'BOTOX...QUICK!

'I think I'm starting to develop crow's feet, Lance. What should I do?'

"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven."

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

"In hindsight yeah, I wish I would have never gone under the knife."

Arthur maintains a sense of equanimity not matter what the world situation. Mind you, the Botox helps.

'It appears you have dry scalp.'

Cut & blow dry.

"Well - you DID say you needed your hair cutting really badly . . !"

'I'd like a facelift for the woman next door!'

'It's a pimple alright. And it looks like it's ready to pop.'

Public telephones/Hairdressers.

"You see, it's actually your own hair recovered, through painstaking research, from past visits to the barber, and then pasted back on your head."