Beauty Satirist Prints

"You see, it's actually your own hair recovered, through painstaking research, from past visits to the barber, and then pasted back on your head."

'This is the best I could come up with.'

Toilet roll beauty tips.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

The return of Miss Subways

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Classical Beauty: "My secret is to eat lots of olive-skinned men."

Stay at home

Home for the Holidays

"This time lick my entire body."

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

'The secret to great abs? Marker pen.'

"I own 60% of your image rights. Which means you have to pay me ten quid every time you look in the mirror."

School of Comparative Anatomy

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

The latest fall fashion trends

Ugly sisters

Paparazzi at the Local Dump

The Three Stylish Klansmen

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

Theatrical agent, "Quite honestly Frank I think you've turned into a poor caricature of yourself"

A Simple Guide To The Trump Combover

Lady Macbeth in the morning

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...