Skin Health Buff Pillows

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

The Cat Spa

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Sheep In Curlers

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'My dentist recommended it.'

Two men in barber shop

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'I could have had a V-8!'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.