Skin Health Buff Pillows

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

The Cat Spa

Do you think I'm sixty?

Sheep In Curlers

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Two men in barber shop

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'I could have had a V-8!'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.