Skin Care Guru Pillows

'I'll tell you one thing about this time of the year...we're all itchin' for summer to get here.'

Tanning causes cancer and wrinkles.

'It hasn't been bothering me. Of course, I don't have to look at it.'

'Here's mud in your eye.'

'I want to look ten years younger.'

"No one's going to notice a little thing like that."

The adoration of the gels.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Rapunzel in the Morning

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Curling your hair for no reason

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

You are what you eat!

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Woman applying makeup

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'You do Botox?'

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'