Skilled Marksmen Gifts

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

Musical arrows.

Colonel Bagshot.

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

Sniper Rec Room

Tomb of the Unknown Mason.

"Oh, go on. Let them have a go at shooting the cigarette out of your mouth... I mean, it's not like it'll matter if they miss and accidentally hit you."

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

Musician Target Practice

Musical Archer

'Okay, I guess it was a little hard to see the birds through these tall weeds.'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

'You've hit the bull.'

'. . . I marked this territory a month ago!'

'If you're not more careful, you're going to lose your reputation as a great marksman.'

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

A hunter missing his target

Shoot your own apples

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

'Oooops.'

Child with apple on head shooting arrow at his reflection.