Master Marksman Gifts

'Okay, I guess it was a little hard to see the birds through these tall weeds.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Musical arrows.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

Colonel Bagshot.

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Sniper Rec Room

"Oh, go on. Let them have a go at shooting the cigarette out of your mouth... I mean, it's not like it'll matter if they miss and accidentally hit you."

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

Musical Archer

Musician Target Practice

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

'If you're not more careful, you're going to lose your reputation as a great marksman.'

Shoot your own apples

'You've hit the bull.'

'. . . I marked this territory a month ago!'

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

"To me, nothin' says Christmas like shootin' your own tree."

A hunter missing his target

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

Targets.

The Art Exhibit

William Tell

Women using harp as a bow to fire musical notes at a target

'Well, it didn't work when my son tried to shoot it.'